*gag*

[lithera]

I've seen pictures of the new Catwoman costume for Halle Berry.

Oh dear god. What have we done to deserve this? No. Really.

*twitch*

So. Bad.

I warned you.

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Comments

[sharkcowsheep.livejournal.com]

That is the worst thing ever. Seriously. Worse than bat-nipples. I will list my woes.

1. The toes sticking out of high heels. Catwoman in high heels is tradition, if still kinda silly, so the heels are okay. But Catwoman does a lot of puissant ass-kicking with those delicate feet. DAINTY BREAKABLE TOES STICKING OUT IS NONO.

2. If she's going to wear a...god, a fucking HEADDRESS like that, she needs long hair to balance out the lines. Catwoman has always had very good, very strokable hair--she's a CAT WOMAN. So where the hell is it?

3. The pants, which make her look as though something has already kicked her ass. Nyet. Catwoman has too much pride for that. No beat-to-shit clothes for Catwoman, and especially nothing that advertises she, personally, has been beat to shit.

4. Smooth, lickable skin = good. Smooth, lickable skin exposed to rope burns and knife-fights and bruises from Batman's boots? Not so good. See #3 re: pride. See also: SHE'S A PRAGMATIC BITCH-QUEEN WHO LIKES TO LOOK SEXY AND COVER HER ASS AT THE SAME TIME.

5. That outfit looks as though it cost fifty bucks plus three-fifty for scissors. And that's a generous estimate. Given how much money she rakes in and the lifestyle she leads, Catwoman should never appear in public in an outfit that costs less than seven hundred dollars.

Rrrah. I love Cats. That's wrong. That whole getup just urinates in my pudding. It's ugly and I hate it.

[crispengray.livejournal.com]

Feel better.

Remember the almost-Catwoman of Deitrich.

That almost makes up for this atrocity.

[pullthestars.livejournal.com]

have you seen a picture of her most recent incarnation? she wears a full mask, with goggles, a tight black suit that covers *everything, and has very sensible stompin' boots on. makes MUCH more sense than the heels.

I'm just going to pretend that this is some OTHER Catwoman. this is not Selena.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Well, now. This Patience.. or something stupid like that.