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http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php

I'm Mary Read.... Though the name I got was Iron Charity Read. Go! Go find your pirate name!

My horoscope for this week. Aptly fitting, I think:

I recommend plate smashing. Buy a stack of thriftstore dishes, find a secluded brick wall and let them fly, accompanying your porcelain Frisbee throws with your most bloodcurdling "Bonsai!" screams. You have got to find a way to release your uncharacteristicly pent-up aggressions. You could try bowling, tackle football, or grape-stomping, but people might look askance at your oh-so-necessary vocalizations. They'll blame you for disrupting their concentration when they miss the spare or for souring the wine with your discordant yodels. My prescpritions: platter shattering. It never fails to make me feel better, and people won't mind the cursing and howling - everyone knows it comes with the territory.


You know, karate has felt really good these past to days and I'm hoarse from my ki-yai's.

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