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I'm Mary Read.... Though the name I got was Iron Charity Read. Go! Go find your pirate name!
My horoscope for this week. Aptly fitting, I think:
I recommend plate smashing. Buy a stack of thriftstore dishes, find a secluded brick wall and let them fly, accompanying your porcelain Frisbee throws with your most bloodcurdling "Bonsai!" screams. You have got to find a way to release your uncharacteristicly pent-up aggressions. You could try bowling, tackle football, or grape-stomping, but people might look askance at your oh-so-necessary vocalizations. They'll blame you for disrupting their concentration when they miss the spare or for souring the wine with your discordant yodels. My prescpritions: platter shattering. It never fails to make me feel better, and people won't mind the cursing and howling - everyone knows it comes with the territory.
You know, karate has felt really good these past to days and I'm hoarse from my ki-yai's.
I'm Mary Read.... Though the name I got was Iron Charity Read. Go! Go find your pirate name!
My horoscope for this week. Aptly fitting, I think:
I recommend plate smashing. Buy a stack of thriftstore dishes, find a secluded brick wall and let them fly, accompanying your porcelain Frisbee throws with your most bloodcurdling "Bonsai!" screams. You have got to find a way to release your uncharacteristicly pent-up aggressions. You could try bowling, tackle football, or grape-stomping, but people might look askance at your oh-so-necessary vocalizations. They'll blame you for disrupting their concentration when they miss the spare or for souring the wine with your discordant yodels. My prescpritions: platter shattering. It never fails to make me feel better, and people won't mind the cursing and howling - everyone knows it comes with the territory.
You know, karate has felt really good these past to days and I'm hoarse from my ki-yai's.
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Date: 2001-08-23 02:25 pm (UTC)"Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!"
There's a perfect place next door to my house for platter-shatterring. Maybe I should go practice my kiai with some old dishes. It does sound like fun...
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Date: 2001-08-23 02:59 pm (UTC)