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[lithera]

And because my day wasn't stupid enough yet....

Speilberg is approaching John Williams to write music... for... Jurrasic Park 4.

Comments

[gamethyme.livejournal.com]

The rule of Sequels in Hollywood:

1) Did the Movie Turn A Profit?

If yes, Begin Work Immediately
If no, go to 2.

2) Did the movie eventually become a "cult hit" or "underground classic?"

If yes, Begin Work
If no, go to 3.

3) Can you con Producers into throwing money at the project?

If yes, Begin Work.
If no, go to 4.

4) Can YOU afford to Produce this film alone?

If yes, Begin Work
If no, Give Up.

Not that anyone ever gives up upon answering "no" to question 4, anyhow.

Re:

[lithera.livejournal.com]

I know that, but that doesn't mean I can't be annoyed about it.

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

No no no, you have step 4 wrong. It should be 'If No, wait one year and restart at step 1.'

[gamethyme.livejournal.com]

*nod* You are, as ever, correct, Sir.

I stand corrected.