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And because my day wasn't stupid enough yet....

Speilberg is approaching John Williams to write music... for... Jurrasic Park 4.

Date: 2002-10-15 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gamethyme.livejournal.com
The rule of Sequels in Hollywood:

1) Did the Movie Turn A Profit?
If yes, Begin Work Immediately
If no, go to 2.


2) Did the movie eventually become a "cult hit" or "underground classic?"
If yes, Begin Work
If no, go to 3.


3) Can you con Producers into throwing money at the project?
If yes, Begin Work.
If no, go to 4.


4) Can YOU afford to Produce this film alone?
If yes, Begin Work
If no, Give Up.


Not that anyone ever gives up upon answering "no" to question 4, anyhow.

Re:

Date: 2002-10-15 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lithera.livejournal.com
I know that, but that doesn't mean I can't be annoyed about it.

Date: 2002-10-15 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torquemada.livejournal.com
No no no, you have step 4 wrong. It should be 'If No, wait one year and restart at step 1.'

Date: 2002-10-15 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gamethyme.livejournal.com
*nod* You are, as ever, correct, Sir.

I stand corrected.

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