Snakes on a Plane

[lithera]

Because they're going back to reshoots on Snakes on a Plane, I bring you this snippet of chat:

Lithera: Motherfucker, I CHECKED the "NO MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES" box when I BOUGHT these mothefuckin' TICKETS to be on this MOTHEFUCKIN' PLANE WITH ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES ON IT
darthmodok: hee.
LibraScribe: No.
DamageGirl981: Dude. I have to ask-- why?
darthmodok: SNAKES on a motherfuckin' PLANE.
mightygodking: why WHAT?
mightygodking: why snakes on a plane?
mightygodking: because it is GENIUS.
DamageGirl981: Why this movie?
mightygodking: i don't think this has been properly explained yet
mightygodking: see, there are snakes.
mightygodking: and they are on a PLANE.
LibraScribe: Man, we need some motherfucking shotguns for these motherfucking snakes.
DamageGirl981: Okay, yeah, I get that... but WHY? Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. ;-)
DamageGirl981: Snakes. On a plane. I just keep finding myself going "...Why?"
Lithera: Because it is almost zen.
greengarlogan: Plus SOAP is a fun acronym.
Nylor: It's going to be the world's first ironic blockbuster.
Lithera: We were thinking then maybe they could make something else like Boars on a Boat or something.
DamageGirl981: *ded*
crispengray: Kiko -- see, they know that it's a silly concept.
greengarlogan: Parrots on a Ship!
crispengray: That's the whole point.
darthmodok: Bears on a Cruise Ship!
darthmodok: Bees on a Pogo Stick!
LibraScribe: It doesn't work unless it's Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane with Samuel L.
mightygodking: and of course, snakes on a plane 2: snakes on a cruise ship.
darthmodok: actually, they DIDN'T know it was a silly concept until the fan buzz let them know, so they did reshoots to make it sillier.
DamageGirl981: Okay. I figured that was the point, but I'm still scratching my head. Regardless, I know I'll be going to see it, just because... well, it's snakes. On a plane. I have to watch the tragedy in person.
greengarlogan: Snakes on a plane 3: Snakes in Space
darthmodok: Snakes on a Plane 4: Snakes in the Jungle.
darthmodok: wait.
Lithera: Because they can breathe in space.
LibraScribe: Snakes on a Plane 5: The Snakes Strike Back
Nylor: Snakes on a Plane 6 : The Undiscovered Country.
Nylor: "Those snakes! They.. killed my son!"
Lithera: Ha ha ha!
Lithera: God, I think I have to post this on my journal if you don't mind?
Nylor: I don't mind.
crispengray: "The snake... is my father!"
crispengray: (And now, the cliche is complete.)
Nylor: Best part about snakes? They work for scale.
mightygodking: AGGGGGH
mightygodking: PUN
Nylor: Heh heh heh.
mightygodking: "If you don't get on that plane, you'll regret it! Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but - wait, are those snakes?"
Nylor: "Get off my plane - and take your snakes with you!"

Comments

[thezzyzx.livejournal.com]

So I finally watched the real trailer a second ago (I couldn't get it to play when I tried on earlier occasions)

My favorite part of that is when the stewardess in the cockpit screams, "Run!"

Run? To where? You're on a plane.

Second best is the guy in the pinkish button down shirt who holds the snake and can't keep a straight face about it.