[personal profile] lithera
I signed up for CPR and First Aid classes through the company next Monday.

I also signed up to be a Saftey Czar for my floor. I hope I get it. I'd like to be a Saftey Czar.

One of my co-workers, Ben: "You just want to be a Czar."
Me: "Well, yeah. Duh. Well, technically I'd be a Czarina."
Another Co-worker, Joanna: "Can we call you Catherine?"
Me: "Sure, just no beastiality jokes."
Both of them nodding, "Cool. Saftey Czarina Catherine."

So, that could be good fun.

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Date: 2002-02-25 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lithera.livejournal.com
Hmmmmm....

*looks around for gorgeous woman*

Dude, sucks to be you. You're gonna die.

Date: 2002-02-25 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightwyrm.livejournal.com
BUAH! HAHAHAH!!!

When the reigning king and queen (or perhaps Czarina) of self-depricating humar duke it out, it's hard not to burst a spleen.

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Date: 2002-02-25 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rfjason.livejournal.com
I hope you're happy. I'm dead because you either have no self esteem, or you have a brutal sense of reality.

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Date: 2002-02-25 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lithera.livejournal.com
I'm not gorgeous. Pretty, sure. Lovely... I'll grant you that. Maybe on a good day I'm beautiful.

Gorgeous? Maybe once or twice in my life and they were probably entirely unplanned and only seen by one person.

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Date: 2002-02-25 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rfjason.livejournal.com
God doesn't count.

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Date: 2002-02-25 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lithera.livejournal.com
Mmmmm... Wasn't thinking of God. Wasn't thinking of anyone in specific.

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Date: 2002-02-25 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rfjason.livejournal.com
Yes you were. You had someone very specific in mind.

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Date: 2002-02-25 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lithera.livejournal.com
If you insist.

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Date: 2002-02-25 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rfjason.livejournal.com
I don't have to.

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