No you don't! You lie! LIE I TELL YOU! Prairie was telling me about all the arcane rites you were doing lastnight specifically to make Kat sick! You wicked wicked man! Don't try to cover it up by expressing sympathy! I know it was you who caused this! It was also you who clogged my shower, zapped my motivation to do my dishes, and committed the green river murders!
Prairie doesn't know about ALL of the arcane rites - I was careful to clean up the trails of ichor.
Besides, why would I want to do evil things like that? It would take some kind of a megalomaniacal fiend to focus the cthonic energies of our realm to such a sinister purpose, to manipulate the lives of others, to invoke shoggoths and bend them to my will, the force of my mind, the rush of energy through my being, the power, my Gods, the POWER, IT'S THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ALIIIIIVE!!!!
Don't tell my roommate about the Green River thing, though.
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Date: 2001-09-25 11:08 am (UTC)no subject
Shhhhh!!!
Date: 2001-09-25 11:31 am (UTC)Besides, why would I want to do evil things like that? It would take some kind of a megalomaniacal fiend to focus the cthonic energies of our realm to such a sinister purpose, to manipulate the lives of others, to invoke shoggoths and bend them to my will, the force of my mind, the rush of energy through my being, the power, my Gods, the POWER, IT'S THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ALIIIIIVE!!!!
Don't tell my roommate about the Green River thing, though.
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Date: 2001-09-25 11:22 am (UTC)::edging sloooowly away from Jamie:: ;)
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