Oh mighty Claratin...
Mar. 15th, 2004 12:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I have never asked for your help or services before but I find myself in great need. I wish to be able to breathe through my nose. I wish to no longer feel as though I am suffocating. I admit to myself that your skills are quite expensive but that is no matter as long as you remove the horrible desire to claw my eyes from my face. I have long been a devote of Benadryl but you can win me over if you surmount these difficulties and do not make me feel as though I am flying amongst the clouds, or leave me unable to finish a coherent sentence.
Please, oh great Claratin, please clear my sinuses and allow me to function in these pollen filled days of early spring.
Please, oh great Claratin, please clear my sinuses and allow me to function in these pollen filled days of early spring.
no subject
Date: 2004-03-15 01:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-15 01:19 pm (UTC)I admit I didn't actually try propitiatory prayer, though.
no subject
Date: 2004-03-15 01:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-15 02:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-15 03:39 pm (UTC)Thank you, though.