And the hits just keep on comin'...

[lithera]

From CNN: U.S. Department of Agriculture confirms a cow in Washington state has tested "presumptive positive" for mad cow disease. Details soon.

EDIT: KOMO is on the ball. I love how they have to mention that this isn't terrorism.

Comments

[bayushiboy.livejournal.com]

This is why I eat Bocca burgers! The Bocca cows are raised on open ranges and are fed no hormones,antibiotics, and only organic veggies and grains!
^_^

[grocible.livejournal.com]

That's funny! Goofy local news. Not terrorism.

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

If I get Mad Cow disease after all this Law School I'm going to be pretty grumpy.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

I'd be pretty upset myself, all things considered.

I'm trying to think of a good joke to make here but I can't think of any.

[technocracygirl.livejournal.com]

F*ck. This is serious enough to swear about.

[robyncalifornia.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a well known fact that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet triannually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

I think this was done by the Colonel. Oh, I hate the Colonel, with his *wee beady eyes", and that smart look on his face... "Oh, you're going to buy my chicken!" You know he puts a secret ingredient in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, right?

[robyncalifornia.livejournal.com]

Seriously tho, this is insane! How many more hits can we take up here in the northwest? What's next, fruit flies in our apples?

[warpdragon.livejournal.com]

Probably the apple maggots will escape the quarantine area after someone transports homegrown tree fruit illicitly.

[innocentsinner.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, I love the apple maggot quarantine area.

[sharkcowsheep.livejournal.com]

Righto, that does it. No more red meat. Possibly no more red meat, ever. It's just not worth having my brain slowly disintegrate into a spongy mess that fizzes when the mortician pokes it.

[bayushiboy.livejournal.com]

Gack! I recommend reading Fast Food Nation to those who haven't. It will make you recommit yourself to healthier eating/becoming a bhuddist/raising your own animals for butchering...

[sharkcowsheep.livejournal.com]

I read it already. I nearly became vegetarian on the spot--only a few deep breaths and enough time to forget a few details let me eat a hamburger after that.

...suddenly, I'm remembering those details again. Meat is seeming less and less worth the trouble. Blech.

[sayaka.livejournal.com]

I <3 KOMO.

However, no <3 for retards who do not realize that it isn't terrorism and need to be told as such. Heh.

PS. I found my way here from inevitability's journal ;)

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Welcome! Pull yourself up a chair.

I'm pretty fond of KOMO myself.

[sayaka.livejournal.com]

It's pretty much all I listen to in the car, heh.

I started listening because that's the station they broadcast the Mariners games on, but I do admit a serious weakness for news radio. >:D

[lithera.livejournal.com]

I listen to The End a lot more since they kicked out the DJs and are pretty much just flat out playing music with a few commercials. Of course, here at work I tend to listen to NPR.

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS, JABBA!

[sayaka.livejournal.com]

SUCK IT BUTTERBALL

ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE BELONG TO ME

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Do you have stairs in your house?

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

IMMA COVER YOU IN BBQ SAUCE AND EAT YOUR INNER THIGHS (that's the tender spot) IF YOU DON'T LEAVE MY PEOPLE ALONE!

...

Wait... inner thigh? Eating? BBQ sauce? Am I threatening you or hitting on you? I think I need more sleep.

REGARDLESS, I PEED A CIRCLE AROUND THEM! THEY'RE ALL MINE!

[lithera.livejournal.com]

....

Definately more sleep.

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

I <3 BBQ Sauce.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Mmmhmmm. Okay.