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[lithera]

Stoopid people. Stop calling my cellphone. I am not Leslie and I am not Heather. I will not be the next time you call, either. Rar.

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[sausage-boy.livejournal.com]

Um, could you be Kelly?

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

Not likely.

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[sausage-boy.livejournal.com]

Please don't hurt me.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Why.... would I do that? *small smile*

[sausage-boy.livejournal.com]

Put the knife down and back away from the firearms... ^ ^

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Pah. Firearms. Feh.

[brightwyrm.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but you simply cannot use BOTH Pah AND Feh in the same line of text to denote your disdain. Please choose one or the other. Emoticons in place of either Pah or Feh would have been acceptable.

- The Management

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

How about this: Bite. Me.

[sausage-boy.livejournal.com]

That can be taken as either a statement or a request. Please clarify.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

In this case a statement. Typically this is not a request I actually place.

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[sausage-boy.livejournal.com]

Noted.
Disenchanted, but noted.

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

You never know, though.

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[sausage-boy.livejournal.com]

*beams*

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Meant only in the most loving terms, of course.

[angelface7.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that happened to me! I had a 10 minute conversation with the guy until he realized he had the wrong number.

[pullthestars.livejournal.com]

nyar. if it gets to be a hassle, we can change your number.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

It isn't yet, though it was close with the phone call this morning that was just as my alarm went off.

[gehn.livejournal.com]

Heh. That reminds me of about a year ago, when someone listed an ad for an apartment in the Boston Globe and the Boston Herald, both of which syndicate out to all the apartment websites and such... with MY phone number. I couldn't answer my phone for about a month because it was ringing constantly... and every night i had to spend half an hour going through my voicemail. Arrrg.

Sorry.. traumatic memory. But yeah.. I feel for ya. *hugs*

[lithera.livejournal.com]

*hugs* I'm sorry. That had to really, really suck, man.

[fireballof3.livejournal.com]

no caller ID on the cell?

[lithera.livejournal.com]

I have coller ID on the cell, but I prefer to answer it and tell them to stop calling me. That and there are plenty of people who could be calling me whose numbers I do not know.

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[fireballof3.livejournal.com]

fair nuff

[thezzyzx.livejournal.com]

You think that's bad, just imagine the messages on Leslie's and Heather's live journals.

"No man, no. There ain't no Thelma here."

[archeon.livejournal.com]

"Look. The bitch don't live here."

reminds me of the Arsenio Hall portion of Amazon Women on the Moon

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee hee... S'funny.

Have you seen Arsinio on Star Search. Some funny stuff there.

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[archeon.livejournal.com]

no I just can't bring myself to watch that... I've seen his bad hair though...

[fireballof3.livejournal.com]

Hi, are you Heather?

Or are you Leslie?

Are you wearing Eddie Bnauer Pnants?

Can you run like Carl fuckin Lewis?

How much do you weigh (in terms of money, or course)?

[moesmith88.livejournal.com]

The next time that happens, just do what me and my buddy Rich would do, whenever we got a wrong number:

1) Ask them to hold while you say you'll go get Heather/Leslie/whomever.

2)Hand the phone to the nearest person/friend and say to your person/friend "They want to talk to Heather/Leslie/whomever".

3)If that person/friend is quick on their feet, they'll take the phone and say "Hello, this is Heather/Leslie/whomever" and proceed to have a conversation with the person on the other line.

4)Hilarity ensues.

It may or may not stop the person from calling, but it's good for a few laughs...

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

I've done that before. It's pretty good. It helps to have people around at the time, though.

I remember when we used to get sexually harrasing phone calls in college. One of us girls would often pass it off to one of the nearby guys. The guy would typically then start on the track of, "Oh, yah... Oh baby.. That gets me so hot." Said prank caller would hang up at this point.