Bad Pirate Jokes...
Jan. 13th, 2003 03:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
litheraCourtesy of Ben.
Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey you’ve got a steering wheel in your crotch.” The pirate says “Arrrr it’s driving me nuts.”
A kid dresses up as a pirate for Halloween. He goes up to a woman's house. She answers the door. He says "Trick or treat." and She replies "Ahoy there, pirate. Where are your Buccaneers?" He says "There on my bucking head, you bucking idiot!"
Did you hear about that new Pirate movie?
Yeah. I guess it's going to be rated Arrrrrr.
Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey you’ve got a steering wheel in your crotch.” The pirate says “Arrrr it’s driving me nuts.”
A kid dresses up as a pirate for Halloween. He goes up to a woman's house. She answers the door. He says "Trick or treat." and She replies "Ahoy there, pirate. Where are your Buccaneers?" He says "There on my bucking head, you bucking idiot!"
Did you hear about that new Pirate movie?
Yeah. I guess it's going to be rated Arrrrrr.
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Date: 2003-01-13 03:30 pm (UTC)Because of all the booty!
What kind of socks does a Pirate wear?
Arrrrrrrgyle!
Did you hear about the Pirate with the new hook and peg leg?
They cost him an arm and a leg!
Oh God, stop me before I go on!
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Date: 2003-01-13 03:38 pm (UTC)You're fired.
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Date: 2003-01-13 03:40 pm (UTC)It's all Ben's fault.
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Date: 2003-01-13 03:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-13 03:52 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-01-13 03:56 pm (UTC)-last week sucked ass.
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Date: 2003-01-13 03:58 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-01-13 04:02 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-01-13 04:07 pm (UTC)Q: What's a buccaneer?
Date: 2003-01-13 04:12 pm (UTC)www.penny-arcade.com
Date: 2003-01-13 05:55 pm (UTC)Re: www.penny-arcade.com
Date: 2003-01-13 06:52 pm (UTC)