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Constantin Film has hired Soenke Wortmann to direct the big screen adaptation of Donna Woolfolk Cross' 1997 medieval bestseller Pope Joan, after sacking helmer Volker Schloendorff last month, says Variety.

I know. I know. No one cares but me.

(And the book was okay, really. Joan is... Well. Even if she existsed they did a really good job of erasing her but if she never did, she is an amazingly persistent myth.)