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Jul. 1st, 2002 11:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
litheraHorror.... Oh the Horror.
Keanu cannot... No... No no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
"Also in the running is their Hellblazer comic adaptation, Constantine, which hit a wall when The Cell director Tarsem dropped out of the project. Nicolas Cage was to star, but Horn says that the new likely candidate is Keanu Reeves. No deal can be made until a new director is nailed, however."
Keanu cannot... No... No no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
"Also in the running is their Hellblazer comic adaptation, Constantine, which hit a wall when The Cell director Tarsem dropped out of the project. Nicolas Cage was to star, but Horn says that the new likely candidate is Keanu Reeves. No deal can be made until a new director is nailed, however."
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Date: 2002-07-01 11:13 am (UTC)*winds up in a catatonic fetal position in the corner*
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Date: 2002-07-01 11:37 am (UTC)That's bullshit.
That dude that plays Spike on Buffy is a ringer for a young John Constantine.
Fuck you Hollywood. Fuck you up the goat ass.
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Date: 2002-07-01 11:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-01 12:39 pm (UTC)*sob*
Date: 2002-07-01 01:45 pm (UTC)>_<
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Date: 2002-07-01 02:39 pm (UTC)......no.
..........NO!
I like Keanu Reeves. But.. as Constantine.. no..
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2002-07-01 03:13 pm (UTC)"Dude, we're lost in time!"
"Dude, there's a bomb on the bus!"
"Dude, it's the Matrix!"
"Dude, check out my wicked magic spells!"
Didn't we learn from Dracula that Reeves can't pull off a British accent?
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Date: 2002-07-01 03:18 pm (UTC)"Whoa. Check out my grimoire, dude."
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Date: 2002-07-01 06:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-07-01 11:46 pm (UTC)Oh, that's fucking awesome!