Dear Sinuses

[lithera]

I would appreciate it, if you would stop trying to kill me. The pain isn't horrendous yet but it is really starting to get annoying and is starting to take away my ability to concentrate as well as I'd like. I would prefer not to run any day on cold meds this time of the year. So, could you make up you mind? Could we either just freaking get all the way sick already or cut it out and stop making this unpleasant?

Not feeling the love,
-Me

P.S. - If you're related to that bronchitis thing, please take this letter as your cease and desist notice.