lithera | Couple meme

Yeah. Exactly.

But! I will participate.

1. Who eats more?
I do but some days I'm not sure. I skip meals I shouldn't and Morla can be a total pig of a turtle.

2. Who said "I love you" first?
I did. Morla's a turtle. He can't talk.

3. Who is the morning person?
Most certainly Morla. I'd sleep through the whole thing if I could.

4. Who sings better?
I do. Morla can't sing. (That I've heard at least.)

5. Who’s older?
I am. Morla's only 4 or so... maybe 5.

6. Who’s smarter?
Me. Morla's not all that smart.

7. Whose temper is worse?
Morla's. He bites. Ow.

8. Who does the laundry?
Me. If I could get him to do it, I totally would.

9. Who does the dishes?
Me. See above.

10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Neither. Morla sleeps in his tank and I tend to sleep on the left.

11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine.

12. Whose hair is longer?
Mine.

13. Who’s better with the computer?
Oh, me, most certainly.

14. Do you have pets?
Yep. Maybe I should get Morla a pet.

15. Who pays the bills?
Me

16. Who cooks dinner?
Me, though Morla's food isn't cooked.

17. Who drives when you are together?
Me. When Morla is in the car, he's in a box.

18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
We don't go out. People don't like it when you bring turtles to the restaurant.

19. Who’s the most stubborn?
Ooooh. Hard one. I think me since Morla has long term memory issues.

20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
*snerks* Morla doesn't admit anything but he sure does run fast.

21. Whose family do you see more?
Mine, though not by much.

22. Who named your pets?
Me!

23. Who kissed who first?
Ummmmmm. Ewwwww.

24. Who asked who out?
Totally not how it happened.

25. Who stole question 25?
Morla. He ate it.

26. Who’s more sensitive?
Me.

27. Who’s taller?
Me by a lot.

28. Who has more friends?
Me but Morla has a lot of admirers.

29. Who has more siblings?
Probably Morla.

30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Me. Turtles don't wear pants.