Last night, Sean came into your room, asking to talk. You don't remember this of course. However, what actually happened is that somebody that LOOKED like Sean came into your room, bit you on the arm, then left. But before leaving, they mindwiped you so that you wouldn't remember anything, and if you DID remember something, you'd write it off as a strange dream.
Now, what you have to watch out for in the future:
1) Becoming an evil god. Always a bad career move. 2) Becoming a zombie. The "Sean" could have infected you with an evil zombie serum. If you think that brains look tasty, go to a doctor...or something. 3) Being impregnated by aliens. Who knows? Maybe the "Sean" was actually an alien. The bruise on your arm is actually from really bad alien nookie (aliens don't do it right, and it wasn't actually a "bite"). 4) You don't actually HAVE bruise. This could all be part of a very vivid illusion.
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Date: 2004-07-27 12:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-27 01:04 pm (UTC)On the bonus side, I could probably pull these jeans off my hips if I needed to... for whatever reason.
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Date: 2004-07-27 02:02 pm (UTC)Last night, Sean came into your room, asking to talk. You don't remember this of course. However, what actually happened is that somebody that LOOKED like Sean came into your room, bit you on the arm, then left. But before leaving, they mindwiped you so that you wouldn't remember anything, and if you DID remember something, you'd write it off as a strange dream.
Now, what you have to watch out for in the future:
1) Becoming an evil god. Always a bad career move.
2) Becoming a zombie. The "Sean" could have infected you with an evil zombie serum. If you think that brains look tasty, go to a doctor...or something.
3) Being impregnated by aliens. Who knows? Maybe the "Sean" was actually an alien. The bruise on your arm is actually from really bad alien nookie (aliens don't do it right, and it wasn't actually a "bite").
4) You don't actually HAVE bruise. This could all be part of a very vivid illusion.
See, this is what happens when I get bored.
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Date: 2004-07-27 02:08 pm (UTC)