Random stuff....

[lithera]

Jackie Chan is the UN's new Goodwill Ambassador.

You guys remember that super cool trailer for a Japanese movie Casshern that I posted? Someone's actually seen it and sent in a review.

There are tons of unhappy VanHelsing reviews coming in. It's cheese. Pure cheese. That's all I want out of it.

Jessica Alba is in talks star in Sin City. She would be in a section opposite Bruce Willis and Mickey Rourke playing Nancy.

Fantastic Four will be filmed in Vancouver. Constantine's logo is up at the movie site... The Catwoman poster almost manages to look neat and then I see her toes sticking out of the spike heels.

That's it for now.

Comments

[crispengray.livejournal.com]

I was looking for the painful Catwoman trailer the other day, and couldn't find it. Where did it go?

[branwynelf.livejournal.com]

There are tons of unhappy VanHelsing reviews coming in.

And we're surprised by this? It looks fluffy, and my guess if you go in expecting it to be so, it will be enjoyable. (And if not, at least it's got good eye-candy!)

[lithera.livejournal.com]

There is no official trailer up yet for Catwoman. The one I put up had been sneaked out and has probably been pulled by now.

[mizkit.livejournal.com]

There are tons of unhappy VanHelsing reviews coming in. It's cheese. Pure cheese. That's all I want out of it.

See, that's what *I* want out of it, too. I expect to enjoy it tremendously. :)

[lithera.livejournal.com]

I know. If you're expecting cinematic genius you're going to the wrong movie. It's Stephen Sommers! Come on. He's looking at doing Flash Gordon next. Seriously.

[jeditigger.livejournal.com]

I myself am worried about the Fantastic Four casting. I swear, they could do that movie up right or they could totally tank it.

Tim Robbins as Doc Doom? COME ON.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen anything really solid on casting. I've seen a lot of rumors. We'll see.

Oh yes... the UN RULES...

[gehn.livejournal.com]

SCENE: In the UN Headquarters, New York.

A violent rumble shakes the building.

UK Delegate: What that!

A giant, tentacled virus crashes into the room through the wall, holding a rocket launcher. The Norwegian Delegate runs in, screaming.

Norwegian Delegate: Aieee!

US Delegate: WHAT?! HIV attacking?! Call Goodwill Ambassador!

Goodwill Ambassador appears in corner of room where there is no door, due to bad editing.

Goodwill Ambassador: I am Goodwill Ambassador! Are children threatened?

US Delegate: It is HIV attacking!

Goodwill: Oh no!

Goodwill Ambassador snaps into kung-fu position and charges towards the HIV. A flurry of blows are exchanged until Goodwill Ambassador punches HIV's head off!

Goodwill: I must stop the rest!


SCENE: Outside shot of the UN Headquarters.

Many more giant HIV viruses with tentacles are attacking the building. Goodwill Ambassador appears in a 5th-story window, and leaps down into the group of viruses. A flurry of blows from both sides, and Goodwill Ambassador is soon taken down, covered in tentacles.

US Delegate (from window): Oh no! Goodwill Ambassador has fallen!

Goodwill Ambassador: Super.. perfect.. battle.. love.. PUNCH!!

A glowing light erupts from the pile of viruses and tentacles as Goodwill Ambassador flies upward in an uppercut, and the Viruses all dissolve.

US Delegate: We are saved!

Goodwill Ambassador: I must go now! THere are kids need help! TO CAMBODIA!

Goodwill Ambassador disappears in a poof of smoke.

FIN

Re: Oh yes... the UN RULES...

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Justin. You rule.

Re: Oh yes... the UN RULES...

[gehn.livejournal.com]

"Rule"... "are bored at work"... one of those. ;)

Re: Oh yes... the UN RULES...

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. It all works out.

Re: Oh yes... the UN RULES...

[bayushiboy.livejournal.com]

now,

this a U.N. I can vouch for!