Read it, you punks!

[lithera]

"You see," Green Lantern explained, "this is the new post Crisis, Frank Miller inspired, scary as hell bad ass psycho Batman. Couldn't detect who farted while trapped in an elevator with the Kingpin eating bean dip and four skeletons."

"BUT," Green Arrow added, "leave him off panel for five minutes, maybe throw in a few gruesome sound effects..."

From down the hall: THUD! "BY RAO, NOOOO!" KRUNCH! "Help us help us HELP US -" WHAM! "AUUUUUUUuuuugggghhhh...."

"...and then, bingo," Green Arrow finished, "You walk in the room and find, like, Galactus, beaten unconscious and hanging from the rafters in handcuffs."

I'm reposting this because it is really funny and... well... FUNNY!

And something else.... I'm awake now!

Comments

[apestyle.livejournal.com]

Ha! On the first one.
EW! on the second one.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[crispengray.livejournal.com]

You should really warn us on things like that second link.

Keep that up, and I'll bring back things like this (http://www.livejournal.com/users/crispengray/40435.html) in my journal!

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Bah. Bah! It loses the impact, good or bad, if I warn you.

That is John Constantine,

[pamc.livejournal.com]

And oh, is his life going to suck as soon as he gets his own title.

Too right!

Re: That is John Constantine,

[lithera.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

I still think he looks like Sting.

Re: John Constantine & Sting

[pamc.livejournal.com]

He does! But it's kinda difficult for me to think of Constantine into sex tantra.

Re: John Constantine & Sting

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Really? It isn't hard for me to think of Constantine in that way at all. I think that's partially because to me he's always seemed to be somewhat centered in that way. If that makes sense.

In fact, Constantine is one of those characters that I can place in just about any situation and he'll still be exactly who he is and unruffled by the fact that he, by any sane standards, shouldn't be there and should be bothered that he is.

[seeker9.livejournal.com]

Heh.. I like the 1st one.. I'm going to have to share that with a couple of my friends.

As for the last one.. Um.. um.. I'll pass.. I'm not into slash..

Re: by any sane standards

[pamc.livejournal.com]

Good point... okay... I can see that...

Re: by any sane standards

[lithera.livejournal.com]

He's supah fly. Or something like that.

[c-jyd.livejournal.com]

I loved the entire Silver Age spiel, the stuff on Bats especially had me rolling reading it for the first time last night. Too true.

I'll wait on the other link til I'm home.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

The stuff you find looking for character background information....