The Holy Grail of Women...

[lithera]

Apparently that's me. No. Seriously. Stop laughing.

Last night I was on-line chatting away, waiting for someone to pose on a different MUSH. Let me recap the conversation for you. (Names shortened to protect the innocent... not that they were real names anyway.)

JS: Miracle comes out tomorrow.
Me: I'm so there.
*crickets*
DC: Wait. You like comics... and sports?
Me: Well, I'd say I like hockey more than sports in general. But sure.
JS: You're not serious?
Me: I like fast cars and swords too.
Me: I want to own a Ducati 996.
DC: ... You're really a girl?
JS: Next you'll tell me you're built like Jenna Jameson.
Me: Yes, I'm a girl but, alas, no, I'm not built at all like Jenna Jameson.
DC: You'e the Stanely Cup of women. Will you marry me?
JS: Forget that. You're the Holy Grail of women.
(insert some conversation about favortie sports moments)
JS: You're not one of those crazy Sabres fans who thinks that the Stars didn't win the Cup, are you?
Me: Oh no. The Stars would have won it. I just don't think you should win the Stanley Cup on an illegal goal. It's sacralige.
JS: Damn it, there are no jewlery stores open this late.
DC: So do you like basketball?
Me: No, I don't think it has any real drama. At least not the NBA.
DC: Too bad.. but I guess that's for the best. We couldn't spend all of our time together. It's not healthy.

It made me smile, if nothing else.

But anyway, I really do want to see Miracle today or tomorrow. Anyone want to come with me? Great sports moment and the reviews are all positive.