"North Korea has a full-scale nuclear program underway, one which may even now have the capability of striking the western U.S.," Bush said. "Even more alarming, Iraq is actively trying to scrounge up enough money to buy something nuclear on the black market, ideally something that can fly through the air."
The problem here is that the Onion is supposed to make shit up. This is clearly the unvarnished truth, and I say that they have exceeded their mandate.
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