Better...

[lithera]

Thank you those who helped out. Thank you very much. Many thanks go to Kris and Lu. Thank you both very much. It seems the world is trying to make up for it in little ways as well. I just got The Others and Harry Potter for $25 and there is an episode of Justice League I haven't seen before.

Things are a litle better. Not good enough to tackle the kitchen, though. That.. I will wait until tomorrow to deal with. Only so much as a time.

And currently the JLA is getting owned. Of course, now Superman is here. Not so much getting owned now.

Comments

[rfjason.livejournal.com]

Original:
I'm a little teapot short and stout!
Here is my handle, here is my spout!

haiku:
Teapot is useful
Handle and spout keep you safe
Everyone drink tea

Hemingway:
Tea is hot. Grip the wood to keep safe.
Tea pours like rain from my soul which is broke.

binary:
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Shatner (interpretive):
I'M ... a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is MY handle, here is MY spout!



Yoda:
A teapot I have.
With many useless safety feature, yes!
For my ally is the force - and a levitating ally it is.

Porn:
I'm a little teapot short and stout!
Here is my handle, here is my spout!
OH YEAH, JERK MY SPOUT BABY! YEAH THAT'S HOW DADDY'S BABY LIKES IT - GRAB ME BY MY HANDLE AND GIVE ME YOUR HOT TEA! OH FUCK YEAH! OH GOD I'M POURING!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[jameel.livejournal.com]

The voice of Superman makes me sad. Compared to the voice he had on the Superman animated series, it is TEH CRAPPY.

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

Very true. Very true indeed.