Mutual dislike...

The lawnmower and I proved that we are not fond of each other.

I wish that would have included actually getting the lawn mowed.

I'm assuming that it isn't starting due to lack of gas or oil or something but I can't get get the gas cap off to check.

Not even using a wrench.

I hate it when machines make me feel like a stupid girl.

At least my vacuum cleaner likes me.

I think it might be time to try to clean the kitchen floor.