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[lithera]

Huh. Well, it looks like we're looking for a tech writer. Huh. I'm not qualified, but I know some of you are. You know where to go. It's under software development, in case you're interested.

Yesterday they were asking around for people who knew French and I said, "Hey, I know some French." A lady called me up and asked me some questions and then said something to me in rapid fire French and I was like, "Ummmmmmm. Where did I what? I caught that much." They gave me things to translate. I read French really well. I don't speak it or write it very well at all. I think that's because that how I learned French. We read tons of things. We wrote a little bit and we spoke very little. Or maybe that's just how my brain works with languages. I don't know.

Anyway... I need to translate things now.

Poor Aquaman. No one likes him.

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[torquemada.livejournal.com]

I don't know where to look.

I did used to be pretty fluent in French, though.

[pullthestars.livejournal.com]

so you got to watch the Aquaman thing? hee!

[sepulchrave.livejournal.com]

hahha! rapid fire french! haha!

[lithera.livejournal.com]

I work for "The World's Largest On-line Retailer". It's on the website.

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Oh, them. They don't really look at my resume anymore, or give me the time of day. I spent a year and a half there, and I left a project in a pretty crappy state when I left, thanks to bad management and inexperience. Oh well.

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

Yes. I did. But I also know that they're bringing him back. La la la.

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

*raises a brow at you*

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhh.

Aquaman's big power was <i>talking to fish</i>...

[gehn.livejournal.com]

"Hello, Aquaman!"
"Hello, Fish."
"Hello, Aquaman!"
"Have you seen any crimes today, fish?"
"Hello, Aquaman!"

(Fish have a memory of 3 seconds.)

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[sepulchrave.livejournal.com]

*gives u a grin*

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

What is the pay and what qualifications are they looking for?

[fireballof3.livejournal.com]

Aquaman is about as gay as the French language.



-Mike (bringing you the oddity since 1977)

[technocracygirl.livejournal.com]

What Aquaman thingie? I've only heard about that JL thing where his kingdom gets stolen.

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[pullthestars.livejournal.com]

Marci, hon, I can forward it to you. you'll need quicktime to view it.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

*points to the website* No idea about the pay. Most likely they won't tell you either.

Aquaman's secondary power...

[apestyle.livejournal.com]

...is being able to recommend a really good seafood restaurant, then feeling very very badly about that. And he's Scottish. Check out the long green underwear and the orange chainmail.

[crispengray.livejournal.com]

My brother once wrote a lovely little short story about a superhero department store... Lex Luthor working behind the counter as part of a work-release program (and he gets an employee discount on these lovely green jewelry); Silver Surfer was there getting a new pair of jams (and he'd taken one too many hits off the cosmic bong); the Punisher was working security....

Poor Aquaman was trying to buy a pair of green speedos, and all his credit cards had been declined. It was perfect.

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

Yer weird.

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[sepulchrave.livejournal.com]

yip!

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[technocracygirl.livejournal.com]

ooooh, please do. Send it to silmarillion46@eudoramail.com. There should be enough space there to hold it.