Random thought...

[lithera]

Why is the "my baby left me and ran away with another man" thing seen as being so cool in the blues and so lame in country? Its generally the same stories...

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

Because blues is what you sign when you're blue.

Country is what you sing when you're having sex with goats.

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Country is blues without the talent, or the soul. And with much whinier music.

[rfjason.livejournal.com]

That don't impress me much.

What that song tells me.

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

'You don't have to be smart, funny, rich, talented, or charming to impress me. You just need to let me walk all over you, and you need a really big cock.'

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

Now that is a country song!

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[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Sounded more like a female R&B song to me - maybe TLC or Jennifer Lopez. It also doesn't rhyme well, but I can work on that.

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[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Speaking of which, I've had dates like this.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

see also: Li'l Kim - Eat My Pussy

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[torquemada.livejournal.com]

I have a rule about not having sex with anyone Biggie Smalls got his freak on with. It's just a thing with me.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

That's a silly rule. Especially considering it's Li'l Kim. See also: the latest issue of Maxim.

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[torquemada.livejournal.com]

She's never done a thing for me. Jennifer Lopez either. Though Biggie never got with her.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

There must be something genetically wrong with you. Both of those bitchez is hot!

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[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Pfft. I'm much more a Janeane Garofalo/Rachel Weisz/Leelee Sobieski kind of guy.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

Okay. Janeane is hot for her wit. Rachel is okay. Her personality is a little weak, and she's certainly no Helena Bonham Carter. And ... Leelee? What the hell are you thinking? Are you some sort of pedophile?

I don't mean to be ragging on your choice of women, but ... yes I do.

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[wanderingfey.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of a Lords of Acid song: You wanna suck my pussy

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

That's a great song.

I'm somewhat partial to "I must increase my bust."

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[wanderingfey.livejournal.com]

*nods*

I've always loved "out comes the evil" the opening is just sweet.

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[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Helena Bonham Carter. And Leelee Sobieski is almost twenty. In some states she's been legal for nearly eight years.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

I had the audacity to turn that one up during Thanksgiving dinner as the roommate's parents were visiting.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

Leelee looks like a 14 year old. Please tell me you're not one of the guys who downloaded her breast-shot in "Eyes Wide Shut" and let it play on repeat?

[arctures.livejournal.com]

The same people don't listen to blues and country.

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[torquemada.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know she was in that movie, as I haven't seen it. That's the first thing I've heard that would recommend it to me.

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

*smack forehead*

I give up. You can have Leelee. I'll take Li'l Kim.

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[torquemada.livejournal.com]

FLAWLESS VICTORY

[rfjason.livejournal.com]

People listen to country????

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[rfjason.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*hits spikes*