Ha ha haha...

[lithera]

I find this really funny ... though I can't think of anyone I've mnet recently who I'm at all interested in, but this is something I do from time to time.

My Nervscope for the week:

Sure, go right ahead and open your heart to that hottie you just met. Tell them all your hopes and dreams; admit to your deepest, darkest secrets; show them the porn collection under your bed; invite them home to meet your weird parents; leave a toothbrush in their bathroom; ask them their opinion on joint checking accounts. Just don't come crying to us when that hottie departs so fast they leave skid marks.

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[inevitability.livejournal.com]

You have a porn collection under your bed?

You should show me. Why? Because I'm not the hottie you just met.

I'm the hottie you've known for a long time.

So. Hot.

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

Nope. No porn in my room.

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[inevitability.livejournal.com]

... Wow. I dont know why, but I totally don't believe that.

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Seriously. There is no porn in my room. There are some trashy romance novels in a box that I'm going to sell to the used bookstore, but that's not porn.

I have some books that might count, but I always tend to think of porn as pictures and I know I don't have any of that. Not even on my computer.

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

Dude, written porn totally counts. It is usually way more graphic than pictures. Sure, you might be able to see her kidneys in a picture, but in the story you'll get a 5 page description of the velvet texture of her naughty bits.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... Then I have one book that definately counts. A few text files on my computer. Not much, really. If you count the romance novels, I have quite a few more, though I tend to skip over the sex parts because they tend to be really boring and badly written.

[mistergone.livejournal.com]

I don't have porn under my bed.

But I could fit three or four dead hookers under it. Or ten if I chop `em up first.

Remember kids: Always use lye.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I could fit... I don't know. My bed isn't that big.

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[inevitability.livejournal.com]

I've often wanted to engage in TS and then say in the middle of it "Pak Chooie Unf. Pak Chooie Unf. UNF UNF UNF!"

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

What are you laughin' at, porn queen? ;)

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[lithera.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah.

feh!

[radu.livejournal.com]

Kat mighta lived with me for a few months but she so -isn't- the porn queen.

Though she did get Queen on that one test and I got King.....


But Jamie wouldn't know anything about that. ;)