I cannot be the only person thinking this...

[lithera]

Have ninjas evolved into snpiers to better take out their old pirate foes? If so, time has not well favored the pirate.

Or has a third party entered the fray?

Hrmmmm.

Comments

[xnbach.livejournal.com]

Ninjas didn't evolve into snipers, they just aquired a lot of snipers during their corporate takeover of the Order of Assassins back in 2003.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

So recently as all that?

Huh.

[pullthestars.livejournal.com]

pirates vs. ninjas vs. Navy Seals.

Which, honestly? My money's on the Seals.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Having met a few Seals, they're almost like some weird hybrid of ninjas and pirates.... with long range high calibre weapons at their disposal.

[sharkcowsheep.livejournal.com]

A sniper rifle is just what the natural progression of technology did to the Long Nine.

[quipper.livejournal.com]

Dear Somalia:

Please stop fucking up one of my favorite stereotypes. I liked Pirates of the Carribean pirates, not you murdering fuckholes.

CALL YOURSELF SOMETHING ELSE!

Thank you,
The Mgt.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

*ponders* You may well have a point there.

[mizkit.livejournal.com]

ICONLOVE! <3

[quipper.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when I saw it I had to have. If you steal it, you are only continuing the Great Pirate Tradition! (And not the nasty ones.)

[mizkit.livejournal.com]

*steals, gleefully* Arrrr!

[xnbach.livejournal.com]

Ninjas are a lot like Rosicrucians. The ones running around now aren't quite the same group as the one that was running around a few hundred years ago.

Plus, they are both based out of the San Francisco area and have someone named Tiffany in their upper ranks.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

*peers at you*

You seem very .... certain about that.

[xnbach.livejournal.com]

Things I found out doing research when I was writing books for the WitchCraft RPG.

;)

[wandelrust.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, but now I want to be at Obama's next press conference.

"Mr. President, why don't we just get a fuckton of ninjas and send them to kill the pirates? Huh? Huh? Amirite?"

[lithera.livejournal.com]

"Because ninjas are more effective when you hire fewer of them."

[candidgamera.livejournal.com]

The Inverse Ninja Law. *nod*

[grymor.livejournal.com]

I hadn't thought of it like that... this implies that the optimal amount of ninja to hire is lim ninja -> +0 for universal effectiveness.

In which case, I want to know either:
When I hired 1 or more ninja?
and
If I did not hire 1 or more ninja, why am I not ruler of all?

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Because many other have also hired less than one ninja and there by must share.

[candidgamera.livejournal.com]

Because the Inverse Ninja Law only applies for n (where n = the number of ninja) greater than or equal to one. If you have fewer than one ninja, you have none (for a ninja divided cannot stand) and therefore, no ninja law is applicable.